The Heart Attack Grill🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴

The Heart Attack Grill prides itself on it’s high calorie menu. The burgers are referred to as bypasses and the fries are cooked in pure lard. All of the sodas come in the old-school glass bottles and have real cane sugar. We never had the chance to try them, but according the the menu the milkshakes are made with butterfat. In fact, the only vegan items on the menu are water and cigarettes.

When you walk in, they give you an explination of how the menu works, and let you know where the ATM is, because they only take cash. Once you understand how everything works, they take you to put on your hospital gown. Every “patient” wear one. Now, if you are willing to be weighed and you weigh in over 350 lbs. then you will eat for free. But, if you don’t finish all your food, you will be spanked with a paddle…and let me tell you these nurses enjoy that part of their job.

John was a bad boy…

The Burgers…

We both ordered the Double Bypass Burgers with bacon. They come with cheese, chili, lettuce, tomato, and onion. These burgers are huge. But, the flavor…there is a reason they use the term bypass. It is to die for.

John vs. The Double Bypass

The Fries…

There are a couple of options for the fries. The plain fries and the flat liner fries. We chose the flat liner fries. I have never had fries cooked in pure lard…where has this been all my life. The come covered in their chili and cheese. Honestly you could make an entire meal out of just the fries.

Onion Rings, Flatliner Fries, and a Double Bypass Burger

The Onion Rings…

The onion rings there are probably some of the best that we have ever had. The breading was perfectly seasoned, but not too heavy. They come served with ranch dressing, and ketchup is on the table, but you really don’t need to use either of them.

Final Thoughts…

Next time you are in Vegas, you have to go to Fremont Street and eat here. We will most definitely be back. I just wish that they had a location closer to home so we could go back sooner!

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